Monday, May 7, 2012

Hobo Miscellanea and A First Brush With The Law



Well, nothing much of any significance has happened in the last few weeks, so initially my aim was just to recount some of the highlights, marking the passage of time, but then last night I had my first little brush with the local lawman.  I’ll get to that in a minute.  First the trivia.

As I’ve already let on, the last two weeks have been pretty routine, settling into the new job.  So far I’ve been sitting in on a class that I will eventually be teaching; the class on conducting the “Driver Performance Evaluation” or as most of us know it, the drive test that we all took when we first got our licenses.  It is a fun test to give and I think it will be a fun class to teach.  It has been a hoot to see the students and their reactions – their “aha moments” - as they go through the process of grasping the test scoring criteria.  I’ve been experiencing a bit of a personality conflict with one of the lead trainers of the class, but maybe I am being a bit too sensitive or overly judgmental myself.  I’ll reserve further comment until this escalates…

The weekends have been mildly eventful.  Two weeks ago I picked up the Subaru from the body shop, and I must say they did an excellent job.  It looks better than before it went in.  I then spent the weekend in San Francisco.  First, I met Audrey for lunch.  We ate some memorable grilled calamari at a fancy taco joint in the Mission, then hit a few thrift stores before she had to get back to Berkeley to work on a paper.  I then met up with my friend Colleen.  Some highlights include dinner with her and Ron at “the chicken place” in North Beach (definitely worth a return trip), reacquainting myself with Bushman on Fisherman’s Wharf (you’ve got to love the reaction he gets as he jumps out from behind his “bush,” scaring the living daylights out of passersby) and The Classical Guitar Jukebox Monkey at the Saloon (a guy in a full monkey suit, sprayed silver, who actually plays classical guitar pretty well).  San Francisco:  no place like it!  What a collection of characters. 

And then back to Sacto, the farthest outpost of the Middle West, right here in gold rush country.  What a contrast!  SF and Sacto may be only 90 minutes apart by car but the distance in psychological profile/mindset is immense.  Light years.

Last weekend brought two gigs for Agency EL84, my surf/spy instrumental band.  Friday night was at the Old Western Saloon in Point Reyes Station, then Saturday was a benefit party at a really interesting space, NIMBY in Oakland.  NIMBY is a do-it-yourself workshop space for people creating custom motorcycles as well as sculptures and other objects for Burning Man.  Really cool work.  They had built a nice big stage in the main – cavernous - workspace but unfortunately the only people in our audience were Mark Gartland and family and the guys from the band going on after us.  The other band was a heavy metal act, but they seemed to really enjoy our show, rushing the stage, head banging, giving us the devil horns, blowing wafts of pot our way.  Too bad there were only four of them.  I’ve got to commend them for their prodigious energy though – must’ve been drug enhanced.   When they took the stage, the place was still empty, but they were up there with Marshall Stacks, banging away at Spinal Tap volume.  The Agency did not return the favor of being a good audience.   We made a quick exit.  Unfortunately, overall it was another disappointing experience audience–wise and we vowed to never do another gig like this.  Which I am sure we will stick to, until we are offered another gig like this… because, bottom line, we just like to play together.

Talking after the gig with Scott, I found that a mutual friend, Pete, will be buying Scott’s customized van conversion with the intention of “going mobile.”   Now, Pete is a guy with plenty going for him:  good, well-paying job, owns a condominium in Pacifica, and quite the par-tay-down lady’s man (I wonder what the van living will do for him in THAT department).  I was also interested to learn that Scott himself has a considerable yen for the mobile lifestyle.  When I mentioned a bit of road weariness myself, he seemed a bit bummed, as I blew the cover off his freewheeling fantasy. 

I suppose it’s a mid-life thing.  Living on the road, no kids, no commitments outside of your own - sounds pretty darned attractive when you feel hemmed in by life, job, bills and other’s agendas.  Of course life on the road has its moments, good and bad.  One day I suppose I’ll come back “inside.” In the meantime, I continue to live someone's version of “the dream,” "free to ride our machines"  without being hassled by the man” blazing the pathway for the vicarious thrills of other more stationary souls.  Not that I’m so brave…

Over this same gig-filled weekend I stayed at Bart’s, hanging out with the kids, going to the various ball games that Bart was coaching.  We ended the weekend with a nice little backyard BBQ.  The pool was open, kids playing.  Picture perfect.

Then once again back to Sacto, gateway to the Midwest….

Throughout these weeks, Dolphin Manor has been parked in the same spot on Hallmark, between Ethan and Howe.  As noted before, there are no parking restrictions and not much in the way of pedestrian traffic.  The only thing I have been concerned about is an office building right across the street.  I’ve been afraid that someone might complain that the RV, continually parked in the same spot, is an eyesore.   Well, last night (Thursday) as I returned to The Manor, I noted a man walking a dog adjacent, so I parked my car in the lot at the office building to observe.  I wanted to let him pass before pulling up and essentially announcing that I am the guy who lives there.  He walked to the corner, let his dog do his business, then walked back up the street to a storage facility located on the block and went inside.  Or so I thought.

Believing he was out of sight, I pulled the car up in front of The Manor and started to unload some stuff.  Looking up the street, though, I noticed the fellow out in front of the storage facility, looking my way.  Afraid that he might be scoping me out to see if I was the low-life homeless derelict living in the RV (parked in the same spot for the last two weeks), I kind of froze and acted like I was fiddling with the car, rearranging some luggage or such.  I then looked over my shoulder to see a gorgeous sunset.   So, I’d say that he was more interested in the display behind me rather than my relationship to the RV.  Maybe.

But…

As I sat in my car waiting for the guy to go back inside, I saw what at first seemed to be a security guard’s car pull up and stop across the street from the camper.  He was facing the sunset, but that show was now past its prime – its glory had faded.  He waited a while and then pulled away. As he left, I saw that this was a Sacramento County Parking Enforcement Vehicle.  Hmmm…  Were they documenting my presence on the street?  Had there been a complaint from the office building?  Or maybe a complaint from the guy at the storage facility that, by the way, rents storage space for RVs – so he would have a motive to not want people parking for free on the street.  Hmmm...
Well, today is Friday, and I am leaving to go south to LA for the weekend.  This morning I got up and moved Dolphin Manor around the corner and down the street for the weekend.  It will be parked there for less than the three day maximum that most cities have as a limit, so I expect that there should be no problem for now. 

But what about in the future?  That’s the question on my mind.  Sound paranoid?  Well, that’s one of the downsides of life on the street.

Gee…  I started this entry thinking nothing much had happened.  Trivia indeed.




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